The Lady Gaga Hour (Part 1)

Despite having gone on the record several times about her gender, her initial comment about her ambiguous gender being a joke, and as well as having an astonishing female figure, people still seem to think that Lady Gaga is a pre-op transexual. This grinds the fuck out of my gears. I've heard so many people disregard her and call her untalented because they claim she isn't a woman. Her gender isn't even a valid reason for not liking her singing either - it has nothing to do with her voice! The fact that the rumour is still going just confuses me, honestly. It definitely isn't true anyway - she is female and i'd do prolonged vulgar things to her box all day erryday! Aw yeah!!

Can you see any penis in this picture? Apart from visualising your own in her mouth

Whenever I ask people about whether or not they're a fan of Gaga I usually get a negative answer, which I really can't understand. I can think of plenty of cases where I've seen people turned off the idea of supporting something just because it seems cooler and more independant to think otherwise - ironically this is the most conforming and defeatist attitude you could have.  A lot of this uneeded hatred towards an obviously talented performer is a combination of spite towards someone succeeding at something they're good, aswell as someone so mainstream. People are bitter tossbags. We don't want to see other people succeed at what we can't - and I really don't think many people in the world are as talented as she is. Lady Gaga started out working as a waitress scubbing toilets and worked hard for the fame she has now.  Despite an obvious natural born talent people still can't accept how great a performer and songwriter she is. People want to believe she's a man so they do, because she needs to have some obvious flaw to make people more comfortable. I think it boils down to the average person being hugely intimidated by the thought of a hugely sexual woman being comfortable with her sexuality -and- being stunningly talented.  She's the alpha female, so people literally need to believe she's a male!

Look at her little fine arse!

Her songs are well written and the standard of quality continues to go up and up  - Born This Way is one of the best albums I've heard in a long time, and had a huge varying amount of genres on it - why can't it just be as simple as that? Instead people choose to berate her and give her undeserved criticism, but to be honest its their loss really. Not to mention she's an absolute damp yoke!!