Wednesday, 6 July 2011

History's Greatest Monsters, Pt. II - Jack Black



Seriously, fuck Jack Black. He's such a spa and he's not even funny. He is the embodiment (and for me, people like him are the main reason) why I truly can't stand to be around obnoxious American people. He still has a massive fanbase of people all ages even now, and his films regularly bring in a decent amount of money at the box office, even though his jokes stop being funny once you're over 12. Black is a loved and respected actor despite being the same insufferable party animal in every film, which seems to be a near identical mirror of what he acts like outside of films. Why do people warm to him so much?

I can't be the only one enraged by his constant stupid grin
Ireland in particular now has such an Americanised culture that we praise people like Jack Black for doing nothing but parading around as a beligerent oaf. You can buy Mountain Dew in shops now; people say 'awesome' on a regular basis; other sickening things like that. We shouldn't put up with ingesting this rubbish. Even to see his stupid grinning head on the poster for his next film is enough to send me into a blood curdling rage. We don't praise the in-your-face drunks and junkies of Dublin, who are a nuisance and add nothing to our society whilst doing the same thing everyday being a waste of space - so why is Jack Black off scot free and making money off it?

You pay to see this shite!
The worst thing about him is that I can't tell if he's really cocky or just too stupid to notice how grating his presence really is. By the way, his continued one trick pony show of arrogance for box office profit is only because people like you find him funny enough to keep giving him money - this is directly your fault. Cop the fuck onto yourself, mate!

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