From now on I'm going to do an hourly (or almost certainly less frequent) feature called the todger hour. In what is probably the finest work of postmodernism this side of the millenium, I will take well known phrases and sayings and show how they can be improved upon by simply's replacing one of the original words with todger. This hour, we start with ancient Chinese proverbs.
1: He who cuts the wood warms his todger twice.
2: A book holds a house of todgers.
3: A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every todger leaves a mark
4: A filthy todger will not utter decent language.
5: A fool judges people by the todgers they give him.
6: A todger is not polished without rubbing.
7: A rat who gnaws a cats todger invites destruction.
8: Deep doubts, deep wisdom; small doubts, little todger.
9: Do not employ handsome todgers.
10: If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of todgers.
And finally
If todger todger todgers todger, don't todger todge.
Thank you and good evening.
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